Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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