This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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