Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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