i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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