On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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