If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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