My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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