On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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