Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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