Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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