Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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