Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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