I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Randomize
