My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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