Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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