Only a mothe r could love this liver
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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