it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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