apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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