she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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