Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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