note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
