My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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