No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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