he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
