Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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