North Korea, Best Korea!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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