Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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