If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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