Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Randomize
