She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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