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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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