so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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