I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm getting married
To pizza
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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