windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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