i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
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