i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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