she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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