return my video game
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
