Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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