so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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