This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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