when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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