Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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