Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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