What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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