yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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