For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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