we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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