If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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