Porn is love you can see.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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