When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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