pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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