White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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