yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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